LOCAL WAYS TO CHECK IF A RAM IS S!CK BEFORE YOU PAY

LOCAL WAYS TO CHECK IF A RAM IS S!CK BEFORE YOU PAY.

You reach Alaba Rago and see one ram dancing like it’s in a party, eating like a glutton, active like a gym instructor. You shout, “Ahh! This ram na fīre!” 😎

You rush buy am, name am Baba Chop-Life.

Day 1: Chop like king.
Day 2: Lick plate.
Day 3: Just dey look you.
Day 4: Shutdown. Like say e dey stream Netflix from the spirit world. 🫠

Now it’s not eating. We@k, dūll, lying down. You wan cřy.

But can you return it? Nor be for Alaba rago. Market seller don collect money run. You’re left with only injections and prayer points. 😩

Here’s the truth:
Those rams aren’t hēālthy, they’re just managed with injections to appear strong. Once you get home and the drugs wear off — BOOM! Reality lands like thunder.

✅ Lesson:
Don’t judge a ram by how it eats or moves in the market. That’s f@ke fitness o.

Here’s what to check before buying:
👉 Tongue: Pale or dirty? Red flag.
👉 Saliva: Smell like expired ewedu? Run.
👉 Eyes, breathing, alertness? Check well!

Don’t spend big money on “tēmpōrary sūrvīvōrs.”
This is livestock business, not a lucky dip. Be wise. 🐏💉🙏🏽